Sea hitlers water apocalypse has begun…

YOU BEST NOT TURN YOUR BACK!

Because ill be there behind you- your back that is.

Youve been level grinding for a few hours now. It gets quite tiring and you tend to lose interest easily! Your attention span isnt exactly the best around and you have been lollygagging all day! You caught up on some movies you had been meaning to watch but you stopped yourself. You have to keep playing. Dadblasted pokemon wont level up themselves, you know!

So far youve encountered quite a bit of pokemon, despite not even getting to the first gym. Your team is filled and in tip top shape! Well.. You admit they could use a bit of work. But the little buggers are quite tough so far!

The lineup is as follows:
Eastwood (gastly)
Ghostrider (cyndaquil)
Airplane (pidgey)
Sully (wooper)
Ivy (bellsprout)
Samuel L. (ekans)

Your team is pretty swell if you had to say so yourself. You figure you should maybe explore around some more in the Ruins of Alph. It seems like it would be quite an adventure!

Snakes on a plane is a fantastic movie! There was really no other option for a name for this snake pokemon than the great Samuel L. Jackson.

I need some catching up to do dont i? Well anyway today i caught a pidgey! A flying type so ultimately the name of her would be Airplane. I know what you must be thinking.. “Jake, surely you cant be serious. You really named a bird type after the 1980s comedy starring Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty, and Leslie Nielsen?” Well old chaps id say I am serious. And dont call me Shirley.

So i have decided upon naming my rival hitler. (Keep in mind chaps that “sea hitler” wouldnt fit) I would have named him sea hitler. A perfect name for a rival.

So i have decided on naming my team after movies or actors! Or video game characters.. Hm. I suppose whichever fits really. My pokemon’s names will be quite creative if i do say so myself.
I chose on naming my starter GhostRider. A perfect name for such a firey little fella. That movie wasnt too bad either. Mister Cage did a fine job portraying the ablazed marvel hero. Get it? Ablazed? Because the characters name just so happens to be Johnny Blaze?? And its a fire pokemon- oh you get the idea.

I dont think i have ever been more excited for anything in my life.

It’s quite alright good sir! He sure does look like quite the intelligent gentleman.

Your name is JAKE ENGLISH and you have just recieved your NINTENDO DS in the mail. It took a while for it to finally arrive but by god if you aren’t excited to finally have it! You also ordered a specific game you have been meaning to play, POKEMON SOUL SILVER. You insert the cartridge into the system and turn it on. You crave ADVENTURE so right off the bat, this game looks promising.